Some like it HOT...others...not so much...

Halloween was YAwesome! I encourage everyone of every age and type to slap on a costume during this extremely unpredictable time. Yes I'm somehow trying to merge both Halloween and the elections into one topic and am strugglin' right before your very eyes.

Sarah Palin was a HIT on the streets, and everyone that dressed up like her did the same thing, SLUT IT UP. I swear, not one of these "females" seemed to even bother with anything except to figure out how to slut it up.

girl: "i'm gonna be a toothbrush this year for Halloween....what should I wear?"

friend: "ummm....just wear a towel and say that you 'just got out of the shower', but make sure you don't actually wear ANY clothes underneath the towel"

girl: "that's SUCH a good idea....gosh you're so creative!"

I'm still not sure about how or why Halloween got to be so slutty but it has, but then again there are LOTS of other things I still can't figure out in life. Like dirty south rap, or country music.....just not sure why they are around. ANYWAYZZZZZZ

I was JEM for Halloween this year and then the following night I was GIRLS GONE WILD.....which are the two lovely pics you see above.

I HOPE YOU VOTED TODAY IF YOU ARE REGISTERED AND OF AGE....

YES WE CAN!

peace

~ Semra ~

Oh America....

So as the days are less and less until the elections I came across this and realized why we're in the situation that we're in....here....take a gander will you??

GUNS

Happy Halloween!!!!! Pictures of my costumes will be posted...don't you worry your pretty little head!

LOVE

PEACE

&

SOOOOOULTRAIN!

I'M FREE BITCHES!!!

Well today is my LAST day at my "job" because I'm going to be working for a much better established company that all folks will know the name of because more than half of you listen to the stations on the radio in every single state already and don't know it...or you do. Anyfart, that's not why I'm excited. I'm excited because I've officially made today the WRAP UP YOU TUBE WEEK!!! What the F*** does that mean Semra? That's what you might be asking out loud to the computer at this very moment....thanks for asking, and here's your answer: It's when I post YouTube videos that you may have somehow missed, but all will be solved in a few short clicks on the links below. Lets begin, shall we?

OBAMA celebrated Japanese Style

Monkey's do SERVE a purpose in the world

Why Beyonce songs should stop being made IMMEDIATELY

Why fat people shouldn't sing on tables

Why Jazz flute might be brought into the world of hip hop

Obama vs. McCain TI style with 7th graders

Overdramatic animal

Tarry Tate is the official Office Linebacker

BAMMA girls walk it out in semi-coordination

Enjoy your weekend and keep it TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Moral: There is such a thing as GOOD FRIDAY and it has nothing to do with religion

Dan Aykroyd...creates one of the 8th wonders of the world

That's right ladies & gents, SNL's very own former cast member Dan Aykroyd has now put all of his time and energy into something most of us have only DREAMED about....he has discovered and created Vodka that's bottled up in a crystal jar (if you will) that's molded from an actual human skull! WHO DOESN'T DREAM OF THIS DAY COMING?

He has by far discovered one of the 8th Wonders Of The WORLD! Who would have thought that a crystal skull would get you so wasted off of delicious Vodka????

Now either I have an enormous drinking problem OR I'm easily amused....TRUE & TRUE! check it out yourself

DAN INTRODUCES SOMETHING ONLY YOU COULD DREAM OF

and when you're done watching that and want another strange distraction check out this guy that beatboxes to the Inspector Gadget theme song!

INSPECT ON DEEZ

BIG MOUTH IN LONDON..Lily Allen news

Lily Allen is finally about to break out with a new album. This one will help me get through other tough times in life. I've always loved Lily Allen for two reasons:

#1 she was found on MySpace and became somebody from that, not too many others have

#2 she's British and everything always sounds better when you have a thick English accent that not too many others can understand, it makes you "exotic"

If you believed number 2 than you don't know me that well. She talks sh**, and keeps it real and it goes RIGHT...it don't get no RIGHTER!!! Lily and PINK should get together and make a song, that would kick every other LOVE songs ass out the door! I'm waiting on you Lily!!!

Lily Allen talks about her new CD coming out

Lily Allen in bed with James Corden

Flava Flav, worst wanna-be-actor on earth

I was flippin' through channels last night trying to find something worth watching on regular TV (thanks mom and dad for not ever putting cable in the house). Apparently I've been spoiled with my stolen cable at my apartment because I know I can fill in endless amounts of wasted hours watching cable crap TV. I'm drifting from my point though...someone at UPN or My CW or whatever the hell that network is now calling themselves now, decided to give Flava Flav his own sitcom.....................................................................................................................................................................................I know, it took my a while to think about what idiot would do that. As if Flava of Love wasn't hard enough to watch, they decided to have Flav memorize lines for a sitcom with some poor actors and throw in every stereotype and fake laughing tracks to make it seem like it's a good show. Well ladies and gents, it's NOT. It (as most things I dislike), made me throw up a little bit in my mouth when I saw it on my TV screen. It's just so damn hard to find good TV now-a-days. It's usually only found on Thursdays. Every other day of the week broadcasts crap.

Lets lay out the characters of this show that Flav stars in:

Flava Flav - rich uncle that's super ebonics ghetto and shout-talks for every line out his mouth since that's the only way he knows how to talk

Husband - Flav's cousin who is a well off realestate agent that only sells to celebrities in California (where the show takes place). Married to gold diggin white skinny blonde woman with two mixed teenagers

Wife - Gold digging woman who married only for the riches and neighborhood, has no mom qualities about her, acts as if her kids aren't even hers

Daughter - almost what Christina Applegate's character was in Married With Children [TRASHY HOOCHIE STYLE]

Son - nerd alert!!! He's wearing clothes like Carlton Banks from Fresh Prince as well as stealing that character that was already made in the early 90's

Maid - Old Asian lady who wears stereotypical asian servant-clothes with those flat rice field picking hats that you would wear out in the fields. She has lots of one liners that basically make every stereotype of Asians put on the front line.

One word can best describe this show called UNDER ONE ROOF.....that word would be AWFUL!

Moral: bad TV is just that...bad TV, don't waste your time on it ever, you'll regret it.

Janet Jackson Cancels Tour...and more news

I was going to try and grap some extra tickets to the Janet Jackson Tour that was going to be in DC this Wed......but I guess I'll just have to dream about it and be glad that I didn't spend a CENT on it since she's cancelled her entire Tour. That's right ladies and gents, Miss Janet has decided that due to her on-going health issues, she won't be able to successfully continue the tour. To be honest, I'm not sure if she will ever come back on a tour like this either. Can't she just do the same stuff that Madonna did as she got older? Whatever Madonna has been doing has been working out GREAT for her and Janet was in that same line of entertainers for my generation. What's good Janet?

Onto other news, I was watching this mini doc on Current.com and found out that 1 in every 2,000 babies are born with ambiguous genitals!!! I just hope I don't have those same issues when and if I decide to have kids in the future.

HAY-DA-DIT!

Moral: Don't always expect those icons to pull through when it comes to preformance time...you may get disapointed like Janet's fans