Montel gets down with radio

Montel Williams....remember him and his talk show that started up in 91? Yeah it's been that long since he started and of course you do, because you probably watched it after school when it was still on and going strong. It was neck & neck with Maury's and his "you are NOT the father" style programming. Well ladies and gents, you can now sit back and relax because he's coming to Air America to help you with your problems. Yup that's right, starting April 6th you will be able to find his voice on airwaves for three hours because he just signed a multi-year deal with Air America. So now you can sit back, listen to Montel comfort other messed up woman and men across the US of A without even picking up the remote.

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Britney has a potty mouth....

During Britney Spears show in Tampa, she thought her mic was off....it wasn't...everyone in the crowd heard her loud and clear...and it went a little something like this,

"my pu**y is hanging out"

Well Britney, that's what happens after you have kids and several bad decisions in the bedroom...it's just the way mother nature works home-girl....time to sew it up b****; You're triff for saying that mess at your show too. HANDS DOWN the most classless MFer on earth goes to this girl.

Britney's classy moment

No Mo' Cap'N Crunch......

One of my favorite folks on earth just sent this to me...I HAD to share this, it's unreal. I really question what happens in the mid-west, or extremely rural areas in the USA. I guess this is my answer, they get a high school style set designer to make them a stage with fake plants and all, then they get two folks that look like they've hardly gone out in public to know how hard they are to look at, (I swear that the mans teeth have divorced eachother with how far apart they are from eachother). The woman looks like she lost a bet and HAD to stand there and mumble/sing along with the dude listing every product ever made to eat in the morning. I find it amazing how folks can try to associate GOD with breakfast and talk about how they're going to die one day anyways and join God so why eat breakfast!?!?! REALLY!??!?!?!

I'm also almost CERTAIN that this is the parents of the girl who sang/rapped "It's So Cold In The D" hahahahaha....no...really....

enjoy: Breakfast & God

The Pips.............WOW, I feel you Gladys, I really do

After looking at this video for about 1 minute I realized something, not only did EVERYONE wear Polyester during the 70's, but they wore it LOUD and PROUD....they also danced without a care in the world about how they looked.

This song DEF rocks my world, but what makes it even BETTER is the fact that The Pips (her background singers) are wearing Jolly Green Giant outfits / PeterPan-ish style...as well as doing a ballet style two-step. I tell you right now, it does NOT get any better than THIS!

TRUST ME

If I was Your Woman

(get to the middle part of this song for the classic dance steps, but you'll DEF want to watch this in full length).

Simply AWESOME if I may say so myself :-)

some say wet cats look gross, well I say this cat just ALWAYS looks gross

I thought that only people could be ugly...then I remembered that this world is made up with more than just humans lurking in corners...there's also this CAT! Who would have thought that something that looks close to a bad day for Amy Winehouse could be so close to home!?

UGLY CAT UPDATE

Not only is the title to the article AMAZING (anything with the word "seriously" in the title, as well as "..." should get a golden star for putting that together); there really isn't any moral to this story at all, just the fact that if you see a random ugly cat, it has potential to make great YouTube footage as well as be a guest on a already down hill talk show. No...really, that's what you'll learn from this.

OUT OF CONTROL P DIDDY

Holy crap I feel like ripping peoples heads off right now while eating chocolate at the same time.......what am I? That's right, you've guessed it. I am what we call PMSing!!!!!!!!! hurraaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!! What does this mean for you? Great question, and here's your quick answer:

This means that I will probably start to watch a chick flick (for the emotional reasons) and start balling for other reasons uncontrolled and unknown. I will then eat more chocolate, or something with LOTS of cheese in it because that's something us ladies go after during "that time of month" and finally specific to me, I will be even MORE blunt, upfront and most likely hurtful towards anything besides myself. So if you have a true question for me that you want a REAL answer for...now is your time to ask me. I also get really witty with my jokes and nasty almost at the same time, so I might make a joke and then take out some baby powder and slap you for laughing too hard, or in an annoying manor, but again....I'm just really unpredictable and I can't promise you anything right now, only to just BE AWARE of what's happening to me. It's sort of like the Incrediable Hulk.

CHEERS!

PS - I call my Period, P Diddy....you may now steal my term because I know you thought it was a creative CODE word for when a girl is ON IT. take that take that take that...bad boy bad boy, haha ;-)

Not even surprised with the new knowledge of how abusive relationships go...

So I'm SURE that you've heard the news about Rihanna and Chris Brown from PEOPLE magazine about how they're "back together" Everyone has been talking about it on EVERY morning show on the radio that covers this type of news. But lets go over the signs of when you're in an abusive relationship....

1) You go back to the abuser after they apoligize because they've said "they're sorry" and they don't want to "hurt you" and they "didn't mean to" and they REALLY want you to give them "another chance again" [WHEN IS ENOUGH EVER ENOUGH!????]

2) you make excuses for the abusers actions [any type of excuse that is EXCUSING the abuser of ANY wrong doing]

3) super low self esteem also REALLY comes into play with staying in these types of relationships.

Seriously if you can relate to ANY of this stuff....please know that IT IS NOT OKAY, NORMAL or acceptable and you SHOULD GET OUT. No female EVER EVER EVER deserves to be treated that way. I know that it's easier said than done, but if you saw this growing up and thought that this is normal just because you saw it on the regular IT IS NOT. So don't get involved with someone that does that to you EVER. Also if you are in a relationship like that and you believe that because your abuser says "they'll change because they love you so much and want to" know that THEY WILL NEVER CHANGE, they will DIE THIS WAY AND PROBABLY TRY TO KILL YOU IN THE PROCESS. Don't let THEIR issues become yours. I don't care HOW many times they've said they love you,...that's called CONDITIONING....they keep saying that sh** so that you think that they're still caring about you because they're USING A WORD that is also BEING ABUSED. Now YOU and that "word" have become ABUSED TOGETHER which will only equal you into more UNHAPPINESS and the worst "relationship" one could wish for. There ARE helplines...there are other females that go through this on the regular and please, if you've been TRAPPED into a relationship because you and the abuser now have a KID together because he said that he loved you and wanted to make sure that you wouldn't go ANYWHERE....please know that THAT is also FULL ON ABUSE and is NOT OKAY.

I hope this helped someone that hasn't seen the light and I shall now send this to Rihanna in hopes that your cute TOO GOOD for an abuser ass will stay the F AWAY from that light skinned BAMMA Chris Brown.....

once a hater, ALWAYS a hater.

I'm out!!!!