the Hannah Montana conspiracy

I was walking to Subway with my co-worker during lunch...yes my days working at a radio station CAN be extremely boring at times and leaving to go to Subway can sometimes be the highlight of my day. Anyways,...so I'm walking with my co-worker and she and I both had an epiphany about that show Hannah Montana....(because the lady working at Subway always calls me Hannah Montana....why?...because I'm white with brown hair?....no clue, I look nothing like her, seems pretty raciest to me). If you grew up in the 80's and watched most of the cartoons that came out back then, you'll understand this theory that we came up with asit relates to JEM from the 80's.

Basically we both realized that Hannah Montana's show concept and character was already done cartoon style on a program called JEM. Here's my back up reasoning:

JEM lost her father from the very first episode of the show (he passes away), but her father built her a system called Synergy which would allow her to become a singer when she touched her earing and would say, "show time synergy!" But during the day nobody could tell that Jerica and Jem were the same person, it was due to earings and Synergy that she could transform herself into the 80's punk-pop singer.

Hannah Montana does the same thing, her FATHER is involved and knows and helps keep this character stay alive and stay a POP singer. Even though Hannah Montana and Miley Syrus are the same F-ing person, when she changes her HAIR COLOR....she becomes Hannah Montana that EVERYONE is pressed for...........................................

In conclusion, Disney Channel, you suck and still have yet to make up something new. Way to jock JEM's entire storyline and characters from the 80's and use it in 2000.

I heart JEM. F*** Hannah Montana and her little raciest self.....pullin' her fingers to make an "Asian" face and that's not raciest!!!?!?!?? yeah ok, whatever......

PS - I'm with what Jamie Foxx said: Listen Here

This b**** can't sing worth sh**......

No, I'm not talking about Solange Knowles, but GREAT guess. I'm talking about the young female that was sitting on the bus behind me singing a tone-def version of Beyonce's FREAKEM' DRESS song, followed by EVERY other song you would never want to be subjected to hearing while stuck in a small space that you can't change....at least on the Metro you can change which section you're sitting on without waiting another 15 minutes for the next one to show up.

This girl couldn't help herself apparently and EVERYONE on the bus was silent and kept looking back at her to see who was singing with that horrible voice. I've never seen SOOOOO many looks of disgust all at the same time due to one horrid source. I turned up my iShuffle as high as it would go and then pushed the earphones deep into my ear drums (I'm probably def due to doing that now, but to avoid hearing her sing was totally worth it). I'd rather hear Lil Wayne cry like a b**** through a song, than hear this chick "sing" while I'm coming into work early in the AM Monday morning.

Are you SERIOUS tone def b****???

PS- why is there a 4 year old in my office today? Is today "bring your child to work" day? Crap, I hope not. I can't get away from shreaking noises apparently. I hope these kids are actually CUTE and silent, I hope they just sit at a desk and draw all damn day instead of bother me. Thank GOD I'm not the one having to babysit them while at work.

PPS- I know my blog is GREAT when the government BLOCKS it from those that work in the goverment from reading it, haha....I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT!!!!

PLEASE BELIEVE IT....POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!

Ladies & Gentlemen,

I mean I should have known considering that we have massive AIR GUITAR contests that travel around the globe. So why wouldn't we have a POLE DANCING contest as well???

POLE DANCING

I mean I def wish that I had skills like this woman does. Time for a new hobby?....hmmmmm

is that a camel toe? Or are you just happy to see me

This is SUPER DUPER blog worthy. I'm actually shocked that this is actually real...but then again this is 2009 and apparently it's taken THIS LONG to come up with a pad? Really guys? You came up with it and it's called a PAD? How bout you just get the right pant size...

Judge for yourself:

CAMEL TOE TO THE RESCUE

best video out right now...

SEXY A** VIDEO.........I wouldn't want my kids to see this though.......

LOVE SEX & MAGIC

this song will get stuck in your head....trust me...just my warning to you.

5 things I heart about LA

- majority of the folks living there are cool as hell
- always good times no matter WHERE you end up going
- food is beyond excellent even if it's a spot on the side of the road that looks sketched out
- celebrities are EVERYWHERE when you least expect to see them
- two of the best ladies on EARTH live there (Megan & Chantal)

WORD LIFE

Enjoy this video I made of my bestfriend breaking it down while her boyfriend strums the guitar ;-)

Watch the drum session out on Venice Beach while the sun started to set. These jam sessions happen EVERY SINGLE DAY at sunset on the beach...man I miss it already:

Then watch me play the keyboards..... I ROCK!

cheap friends IRK ME!!!

I have to vent because sometimes, that's what this BLOG is for ;-) So my birthday was this past weekend and I just have to say that there are some friends that are already on the FADED FRIEND list with me, and they are the ones that NEVER ever treat or look out for me or someone else that's around when we might need it....knowing that if the tables ever turned we'd have their back in a SPLIT SECOND. So with that being said, I must say that some folks are IMMEDIATELY being taken off of my phone. IT'S BEEN REAL.

HEY BIG SPENDER!!!