So things have been extremely busy for me life-wise and office-wise (surprisingly) this week, and since I have some of THE most creative friends on earth with talent, I decided that my fantastic lady CHANTAL should have her chance to shine on today's blog subject :-) Topic, the debate from Friday night
Ok, here are tonight's odds:
-McCain mentions POW camp more than five times: 4-1
-Obama will use the words "hope" and "change" in the same sentence: 2-1
-McCain dies mid-speech: 12-1
-The camera will cut to Sarah Palin in her backyard, rendering whale blubber into oil with her children, Trapdoor and Ratchet: 8-1
-Kanye West, Wyclef Jean and Talib Kweli emerge from backstage for a mini freestyle everytime
Obama makes a "hot point": 5-1
- McCain savagely rips the moderator's esophagus from his throat with one hand: 17-1
- Fox News irrationally speculates about something that didn't happen : 1-1
- Upon conclusion of debate, Obama morphs into a human sized dove and soars out over the crowd, dropping heart shaped American flag pins that float down on little rainbow parachutes: 3-1
- Ralph Nader appears as a surprise guest and recycles himself into a re-usable cloth supermarket bag live on stage: 25-1
- Hillary Clinton is arrested in the parking lot of the Ford Center, after being spotted on top of a hot dog van, holding up the severed head of Joe Biden, loudly reciting an ancient Sarawak chant of the Kayan-Kenyahs tribe: 16-1
-McCain mentions POW camp more than five times: 4-1
-Obama will use the words "hope" and "change" in the same sentence: 2-1
-McCain dies mid-speech: 12-1
-The camera will cut to Sarah Palin in her backyard, rendering whale blubber into oil with her children, Trapdoor and Ratchet: 8-1
-Kanye West, Wyclef Jean and Talib Kweli emerge from backstage for a mini freestyle everytime
Obama makes a "hot point": 5-1
- McCain savagely rips the moderator's esophagus from his throat with one hand: 17-1
- Fox News irrationally speculates about something that didn't happen : 1-1
- Upon conclusion of debate, Obama morphs into a human sized dove and soars out over the crowd, dropping heart shaped American flag pins that float down on little rainbow parachutes: 3-1
- Ralph Nader appears as a surprise guest and recycles himself into a re-usable cloth supermarket bag live on stage: 25-1
- Hillary Clinton is arrested in the parking lot of the Ford Center, after being spotted on top of a hot dog van, holding up the severed head of Joe Biden, loudly reciting an ancient Sarawak chant of the Kayan-Kenyahs tribe: 16-1
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