What the new Sex And the City 2 movie has taught me

I'm single, I'm classy (most of the time), I do not live in NYC although I have this sick love/hate relationship with the place...and I most definitely do not have a group of 4 girls who I can depend on to meet me at a diner for "girl time"......My style is a bit more like this (I like to think at least). I'm single, have male friends that I can turn to when I have a relationship question (since I'm a female, I already know what other females think/ feel/ want etc.) so I don't really waste my time on asking my girls their opinions because I have already made up my mind and then ask a guy friend what they think. I meet up with my friends at bars and I drink Whiskey on the rocks with a separate glass for Ginger ale. I eat tatter tots..... what does that make me??? I do like to get dressed up from time to time, but that sh** takes TIME and effort and most guys don't have to bother, so why should I?...I digress...this is supposed to be my review about the newly released film, "Sex and the city 2" so here we go guys & gals.

I used to like the main character Carrie, she's easy to identify with, has had a similar relationship for a long period of time that I've personally been through (without the marriage part), she's got very different fashion taste, but doesn't care what anyone else thinks, she just goes for it and I respect that A LOT. This movie is about her marriage (spoiler alert for those who haven't seen the first Sex And the City movie...). She's been married to BIG for about 2 years according to where this story picks up from, now all of her friends are also married to the men they love and all seems right and well in the world (minus Samantha who is the freak-a-leak of the crew).

In a nutshell these 4 ladies react exactly how you expect them to & you're basically spoon fed for this entire movie without a question or thought, "what would I do if I were in her shoes"....whelp no need to worry because I'm sure that Martini you sneaked into this movie is going to be the only good part in your experience, it's risk taking, classy and makes the movie go by much faster so you don't have to waste your time listening to Carrie bicker at her husband about BS. This movie only showed me how much more of a guy I am than a woman. Stereotypes are real time savers and saving your $ from NOT seeing this movie would probably make your life A LOT happier....I'm just saying.