Thought of the Day...

IF YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES INTO A DARK ROOM, (I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A RESTAURANT, CLUB, BAR, LOUNGE ETC.)...YOU ARE A BAMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY ZERO REASON FOR YOU TO WEAR SUNGLASSES INTO A CLUB. I WILL KNOW HOW YOUNG YOU ARE IF YOU DO THAT YOU LITTLE SOULJA BOY FOLLOWERS....AND I WILL ALSO KNOW THAT YOU'RE AN OLD BAMMA BECAUSE YOU'RE ALMOST 40 TRYING TO BUY GIRLS IN THEIR 20'S DRINKS WHILE WEARING SUNGLASSES......

PLEASE TAKE THEM OFF, YOU'RE STILL THE WORLDS BIGGEST LOOSER AND YOU WILL NOT GROW OUT OF THIS STAGE, ONCE A BAMMA....ALWAYS A BAMMA.

This message was approved by every female on earth that has been saying this to themselves for years. It's time to change...Obama did it, now it's your turn.

America...still racist after all these years...

I'm sick & tired of this sh** !!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's all. I have no other comment except for this crap. Please read the article and look at the photo....it's awful how someone sent this and thought that it was funny.

Hillbilly

It's official MC Hammer will have a reality show about him

well, you can finally sit down and breath again because MC Hammer will be having his own reality show on A&E (really A&E!??? The last show that you guys did that was successful & addictive was the intervention show). Now they want to show the world how similar Hammer and Bill Cosby are.....yes they made this comparison to talk about the show (shaking my head).....The show will be called HAMMERTIME (I sh** you not) and will record Hammer’s “reality” of living with his wife and five children. J.D. Roth, executive producer of the show. Hammer is a dad with five kids, married to the same woman for more than 23 years, living in the same place where he grew up and going to church every Sunday. He’s had his ups and downs, which we always got to see publically.

The 11 episode show will begin production later on this year and the network is calling him the "new age dad"....................yeah, my thoughts exactly. WTF

First of all here's what I'm hoping actually HAPPENS on the show. There will be some type of Jerry Springer style fights where everyone gets into it and then everyone has a dance off in Hammer Pants......again, I can only HOPE that THAT turns into a reality.

worst interviewer ever...was it due to the stunner SHADES in the club.....probably....

I couldn't stop laughing with how awful this interviewer is. Poor Nikka, she's better than this BOOTLEG ASS interview....

HOW NOT TO CONDUCT AN INTERVIEW WITH A CELEBRITY

INTERVIEW

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FAIL

I'm so poor I can't even afford LINT....

So like many of you, times are HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD. So I find it extremely interesting at how my friends still continue to go out and spend money like they're making JUST as much, or more, than they once did while there continue to be huge lay-offs around the globe.

How are ya'll doing this? I just wanted to know because apparently I haven't gotten the word on the HUSH HUSH book that you all flipped to page 8 to learn this bit of information. The BEST part is that this week and next, is Restaurant Week in DC and guess who said she could go out for TWO meals.............this girl, that's who...why did I say that when I didn't actually mean it and can't? This girl...again...that's who. And with WHAT MONEY you may be asking yourself right about now....that's a great question and I'd LOVE to find the answer to that because I am NOT banking. Apparently I will be the only person at a fancy establishment that will be paying with LINT. That's right, that's Semra's Worlds new currency.....use it sparingly, but always remember to actually USE it!

Where the F*** is my suga daddy when I need him most? Apparently he too is feeling the weight of the economy & paying in Semra's Currency......

WOMP WOMP

youngest father...one name...ALFIE...

London is full of tabloids, bad teeth, bad food, rainy weather and 13 year old fathers............not joking

13 year old father article

I have SOOOOOOOOOOO many things going through my mind about this, but lets be honest....this isn't the same brother to the famous Lily Allen is it? You know how she wrote a song about her younger little brother Alfie................ummmmmmmmmm London, you have a new stereotype and Alfie is it. Maybe stop naming your children that.........maybe you'd have a different outcome. WOMP WOMP.

Have a non-sh*tty Valentines Day, don't set your expectations too high, or you'll ALWAYS be upset with the outcome ;-) KNOWLEDGE 4 yo a** SON!

I need a new Cell...

A family friend just sent this to me and I could not believe my eyes. My "pager" of a phone doesn't have JACK compared to THIS:

Pomegranate Cell Phone

Honestly, I'm going to find out where I can get one of these and then BUY IT. I'm SOLD!

WTF?!?!?

Terrence Howard was caught on the streets of L.A. last night and he had this to say when asked about the [Chris Brown/Rihanna] situation: “Chris is a great guy. He’ll be all right. And Rihanna knows he loves her.”

Are f-ing joking me?!?! Rihanna knows he loves her??!??!

Spoken like a true beater himself. Just in case it hasn't crossed his juiced a$$ head you don't beat a woman because you love her. Get it right. You never hit a woman...

What IS Kanye thinking???????????

Does this photo of Kanye West and his "crew" make anyone else want to reach out and BITCH slap him with baby powder too?...or is that just me? He looks like the lost crew member from the Dave Chappelle skit when he played PRINCE and served Charlie Murphy pancakes afterwords.

WTF is he doing with his life? This isn't cool and neither is growing out a afro mullet. Did you see that thing at the Grammy's on Sunday? The world did because it was long enough to step on, I think some of it is still stuck to the bottom of my shoes.

Rihanna gets BEAT by Chris Brown, James style...it's ugly

If you've been sleeping under a rock you may have not heard the news yet, but yes indeedy folks, your boy CHRIS BROWN is just like Mr. JAMES BROWN, he's gettin' down with the get down on BEATING HIS GIRLFRIEND. And all I can say is, WHAT A DOUCHE. We can now OFFICIALLY enter him onto the website: Hot-Chicks-with-DoucheBags.com because THAT'S where he needs to be, as well as locked up and charged (which is being processed as I type this blog). Unreal man, I guess all the support will be QUICKLY GONE with him and his music. It's been real Chris Brown,...real AWFUL!!!!!

REPORT: Rihanna & Chris Brown

"One law enforcement source who has been dead-on so far claims Rihanna suffered contusions and bite marks."Annnnd..."The police report cites Penal Code Section 245 -- Assault with a Deadly Weapon. However, we're told there was no weapon involved. We had been hearing there was an umbrella in the car -- which would have been the most ironic thing ever -- but again... no weapon is alleged."

Scary economic times man...

As if we didn't already know just how BAD our economy is doing, The Washington Post just came out with a new record high figure READ FULL ARTICLE HERE, it's just flat out scary man. They say that 598,000 folks have lost their jobs since January! I know most of them and I TOTALLY feel their pain. It was hard enough trying to find a full time job to begin with out of college and since I'm not a gold digger like some others I know, I HAVE to break my own bread. Can't lean up on someone for that financial support, ya dig? But somehow for once in my life, I have never checked the Financial section of the paper FIRST as much as I have now to see how badly or how good we're doing. Nothing good has happened yet...and it doesn't look promising for a very LONG TIME.

Times are hard, Obama's pick for his green team (AKA: White House staff and cabinet) isn't working out as planned with some folks and it's a bit unsettling to say the least. Now once again, I am NOT depending on Obama to fix what was happening since Bush was re-elected, I'm hoping that just like all problems, there is a tangible solution. I'm sometimes TOO optimistic with how I perceive the world and am hopeful for (to use the over-used term) "CHANGE" and now, just like the rest of the world, I'd like to see POSTIVE CHANGE...not the same BS we've all settled for in the past. It's just unacceptable.

So I've come up with a solution... and it's going back to basics. It's REALLY REALLY important for those of you who have actual SKILLS in labor work etc. to take hold of this situation and make things yourself. This would really utilize the famous saying "less is more" because we are only going to get LESS, so you have to creatively create MORE (even if it's just doing it mentally). And lets be honest, it's about TIME us renaissance folks built up our skills again and showed ourselves just how talented we are. So dust off your sewing machine and start making some clothes because walking around the city naked could get you locked up and the last thing you need is to be held down by THE MAN ;-)

NEW FLAVA FOR YOUR EARS...ANDREW BIRD

Last night I was lucky enough to attend the PACKED sold out show at 930 Club where Andrew Bird performed. Now if you haven't heard of this man (which I hadn't..until my friend told me that he used to be in the Squirrel Nut Zippers), which I DID remember, then you would have been just as confused as I was. Let me set the scene for you. The crowd was your typical hipster/nerd alert crowd that 930 club usually consists of (unless it's hip hop night there, when it turns into a SUPER hood)...anyways, there was this kid before Andrew Bird that performed named Lonely Dear, who is this one kid that plays these amazing songs. Check out the link to his name on here to listen to his stuff.

Now back to me setting the scene. The stage was decked out with 4 of these Victrola's that were painted gold, but were not just props for the stage. I felt like I fell down the rabbit hole in Alice in Wonderland. I might have been the ONLY sober person at that concert because it felt like Andrew Bird was doing some serious drugs to come up with all these sounds which was then created into music right before my very eyes (as I peered around tall jolly green giant heads in the crowd in the standing room only area). What he does is pretty much creates his music while on stage, and by that I mean, he has these foot pettles that loop whatever sounds and music he creates, so when he's playing the violin, he can play in different octaves and make it sound like a symphony....it was HANDS DOWN AMAZING!!!! He whistles in this creepy 50's space alien style whistle, plucks on his violin as if it's a stacatto guitar and combines all keys that hit nerves in your ears that make you cry from happiness. I now realize that you don't have to do drugs to listen to his music because it hits those parts in your brain that make you happy or sad immediately. His music is a combo of the following: BECK, RADIOHEAD & DAVE MATTHEWS BAND....I say this because he was just as daring at BECK is and has that almost mono-tone voice when singing; Radiohead because he can get very strange with space type sounds and make music with them (sorta like Bjork does too); and Dave Matthews Band because when he'd bring out other musicians they'd play the sax and stuff so the venue was full of all instruments and music.

I'm a new fan of his and I hope to spread his incrediable music now with you, check out the actual concert that I was at last night NPR broadcast is live through it's entirety:

Andrew Bird LIVE at 930 CLUB

YOU'RE WELCOME!