If you've been sleeping under a rock you may have not heard the news yet, but yes indeedy folks, your boy CHRIS BROWN is just like Mr. JAMES BROWN, he's gettin' down with the get down on BEATING HIS GIRLFRIEND. And all I can say is, WHAT A DOUCHE. We can now OFFICIALLY enter him onto the website: Hot-Chicks-with-DoucheBags.com because THAT'S where he needs to be, as well as locked up and charged (which is being processed as I type this blog). Unreal man, I guess all the support will be QUICKLY GONE with him and his music. It's been real Chris Brown,...real AWFUL!!!!!
REPORT: Rihanna & Chris Brown
"One law enforcement source who has been dead-on so far claims Rihanna suffered contusions and bite marks."Annnnd..."The police report cites Penal Code Section 245 -- Assault with a Deadly Weapon. However, we're told there was no weapon involved. We had been hearing there was an umbrella in the car -- which would have been the most ironic thing ever -- but again... no weapon is alleged."
3 comments:
Ryan Seacrest was so concerned I thought he was going to cry. He acted like he was covering 9/11. I hope she takes him to court and gets a boat load of his money!
i was so blown when i heard about this... all i can think of is we all say it will never happen to us and then it does...
OMG. If the weapon turns out to be an umbrella...Oh lord. ***Shaking my head***
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