Thought of the Day...

IF YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES INTO A DARK ROOM, (I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A RESTAURANT, CLUB, BAR, LOUNGE ETC.)...YOU ARE A BAMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY ZERO REASON FOR YOU TO WEAR SUNGLASSES INTO A CLUB. I WILL KNOW HOW YOUNG YOU ARE IF YOU DO THAT YOU LITTLE SOULJA BOY FOLLOWERS....AND I WILL ALSO KNOW THAT YOU'RE AN OLD BAMMA BECAUSE YOU'RE ALMOST 40 TRYING TO BUY GIRLS IN THEIR 20'S DRINKS WHILE WEARING SUNGLASSES......

PLEASE TAKE THEM OFF, YOU'RE STILL THE WORLDS BIGGEST LOOSER AND YOU WILL NOT GROW OUT OF THIS STAGE, ONCE A BAMMA....ALWAYS A BAMMA.

This message was approved by every female on earth that has been saying this to themselves for years. It's time to change...Obama did it, now it's your turn.

America...still racist after all these years...

I'm sick & tired of this sh** !!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's all. I have no other comment except for this crap. Please read the article and look at the photo....it's awful how someone sent this and thought that it was funny.

Hillbilly

It's official MC Hammer will have a reality show about him

well, you can finally sit down and breath again because MC Hammer will be having his own reality show on A&E (really A&E!??? The last show that you guys did that was successful & addictive was the intervention show). Now they want to show the world how similar Hammer and Bill Cosby are.....yes they made this comparison to talk about the show (shaking my head).....The show will be called HAMMERTIME (I sh** you not) and will record Hammer’s “reality” of living with his wife and five children. J.D. Roth, executive producer of the show. Hammer is a dad with five kids, married to the same woman for more than 23 years, living in the same place where he grew up and going to church every Sunday. He’s had his ups and downs, which we always got to see publically.

The 11 episode show will begin production later on this year and the network is calling him the "new age dad"....................yeah, my thoughts exactly. WTF

First of all here's what I'm hoping actually HAPPENS on the show. There will be some type of Jerry Springer style fights where everyone gets into it and then everyone has a dance off in Hammer Pants......again, I can only HOPE that THAT turns into a reality.

worst interviewer ever...was it due to the stunner SHADES in the club.....probably....

I couldn't stop laughing with how awful this interviewer is. Poor Nikka, she's better than this BOOTLEG ASS interview....

HOW NOT TO CONDUCT AN INTERVIEW WITH A CELEBRITY

INTERVIEW

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FAIL

I'm so poor I can't even afford LINT....

So like many of you, times are HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD. So I find it extremely interesting at how my friends still continue to go out and spend money like they're making JUST as much, or more, than they once did while there continue to be huge lay-offs around the globe.

How are ya'll doing this? I just wanted to know because apparently I haven't gotten the word on the HUSH HUSH book that you all flipped to page 8 to learn this bit of information. The BEST part is that this week and next, is Restaurant Week in DC and guess who said she could go out for TWO meals.............this girl, that's who...why did I say that when I didn't actually mean it and can't? This girl...again...that's who. And with WHAT MONEY you may be asking yourself right about now....that's a great question and I'd LOVE to find the answer to that because I am NOT banking. Apparently I will be the only person at a fancy establishment that will be paying with LINT. That's right, that's Semra's Worlds new currency.....use it sparingly, but always remember to actually USE it!

Where the F*** is my suga daddy when I need him most? Apparently he too is feeling the weight of the economy & paying in Semra's Currency......

WOMP WOMP

youngest father...one name...ALFIE...

London is full of tabloids, bad teeth, bad food, rainy weather and 13 year old fathers............not joking

13 year old father article

I have SOOOOOOOOOOO many things going through my mind about this, but lets be honest....this isn't the same brother to the famous Lily Allen is it? You know how she wrote a song about her younger little brother Alfie................ummmmmmmmmm London, you have a new stereotype and Alfie is it. Maybe stop naming your children that.........maybe you'd have a different outcome. WOMP WOMP.

Have a non-sh*tty Valentines Day, don't set your expectations too high, or you'll ALWAYS be upset with the outcome ;-) KNOWLEDGE 4 yo a** SON!

I need a new Cell...

A family friend just sent this to me and I could not believe my eyes. My "pager" of a phone doesn't have JACK compared to THIS:

Pomegranate Cell Phone

Honestly, I'm going to find out where I can get one of these and then BUY IT. I'm SOLD!