Haven't pee'd in your pants yet today?....how bout NOW

you will cry from laughter if you're as immature as I am. I can't stop crying, hahahahahaha

PEE IN YOUR PANTS

20 children or more!!!?!????

I don't want to pay for STUPID peoples decisions, (like having kids when you can't afford them), STRAP UP PEOPLE!!!! Use the morning after pill, something, just for the love of God, don't bring a kid into this world if you're unable to take care of yourself and make good decisions. That seems to be majority of the people out there having kids now-a-days. Just because you can HAVE a child, doesn't mean that you should.

Unreal man...check it out: TN News

Fun in the sun Ferrell style

some of you may have been living in denial about this, but I'd just like to make sure that you know that Will Ferrell is one of the funniest MFers there is on earth living today. It's just a simple fact of life, agree to disagree or do what you do, but at the end of the day I bet that you'll sit in your Lazy Boy chair, sippin' back on a classy can of Natural Light and realize how right I am about this.

Here's Proof.....

SUNSCREEN

MOOOOVIE STAAAAAR!!!!!!

So I'm kickin' back flippin' through the channels and BAM, my brothers bestfriend is on some new show on ABC called 'Here Come The Newly Weds' (Mondays at 10/9c). This is the reason that I HEART my brothers boy Sonarak & his wife Michele. They are hands down hilarious and awesome all rolled into one. I do wish that they would have lashed out harder on the other couples but that's just because I'm a semi-hater on other people outside of my friends & family, but I still love the fact that Sonarak said, "PENIS" during the first episode.

HANDS DOWN, I LOVE IT!

Check it out here: NEWLY WEDS

Best Live performances that I remember off the top of my head

Jennifer Lopez

Gwen Stefani

Britney Spears

Ciara

Missy

Fergie

Nelly Furtado

Everyone has their bad days

Here's some celeb pics I've collected that show the "not so hot" side of being followed and photographed everywhere you go. The only reason that I put Ne-Yo up there had nothing to do with her, but more so with his GF, has she heard of waxing? Maybe she should ask Ashanti about it, she seems to have that covered now....what, you know I'm right! Don't get me started on Jay-Z and his "I don't care anymore I'm old" look he's got going on. I mean, yeah I like being lazy too, but when people are lookin' and you already naturally look like a chipmunk, why would you want to make yourself look worse? Also T.I's girl TINY...I do NOT remember her nose being like that, did she get work done to make it go up more like that???

I hate to do this, but we do live in a world of judgment based on looks, that's just the way the cracker crumbles.....and THIS cracker has spoken.

WORD

TAKE IT LIGHT!

Beatboxing inspiration...YES PLEASE!

OK, so after one of THE most laid back weddings I've ever been to in my LIFE this weekend (congrats to Meghan and Joseph!!!)...I was inspired to go back to my roots and be much more CREATIVE instead of looking for inspiration to trigger the "creative juices" I've finally been hit with some thoughts/ styles/ motivation and I have this random beatboxin' chick to THANK for that.....check her out she's awesome:

BEAT BOXIN' CHICK

yeah, exactly...I don't get how people can do that, but honestly I'm glad that people can, keeps the world a much more interesting place to be living in :-)

WORD LIFE, enjoy your Monday whatever you do, and where ever you are!

the Hannah Montana conspiracy

I was walking to Subway with my co-worker during lunch...yes my days working at a radio station CAN be extremely boring at times and leaving to go to Subway can sometimes be the highlight of my day. Anyways,...so I'm walking with my co-worker and she and I both had an epiphany about that show Hannah Montana....(because the lady working at Subway always calls me Hannah Montana....why?...because I'm white with brown hair?....no clue, I look nothing like her, seems pretty raciest to me). If you grew up in the 80's and watched most of the cartoons that came out back then, you'll understand this theory that we came up with asit relates to JEM from the 80's.

Basically we both realized that Hannah Montana's show concept and character was already done cartoon style on a program called JEM. Here's my back up reasoning:

JEM lost her father from the very first episode of the show (he passes away), but her father built her a system called Synergy which would allow her to become a singer when she touched her earing and would say, "show time synergy!" But during the day nobody could tell that Jerica and Jem were the same person, it was due to earings and Synergy that she could transform herself into the 80's punk-pop singer.

Hannah Montana does the same thing, her FATHER is involved and knows and helps keep this character stay alive and stay a POP singer. Even though Hannah Montana and Miley Syrus are the same F-ing person, when she changes her HAIR COLOR....she becomes Hannah Montana that EVERYONE is pressed for...........................................

In conclusion, Disney Channel, you suck and still have yet to make up something new. Way to jock JEM's entire storyline and characters from the 80's and use it in 2000.

I heart JEM. F*** Hannah Montana and her little raciest self.....pullin' her fingers to make an "Asian" face and that's not raciest!!!?!?!?? yeah ok, whatever......

PS - I'm with what Jamie Foxx said: Listen Here

This b**** can't sing worth sh**......

No, I'm not talking about Solange Knowles, but GREAT guess. I'm talking about the young female that was sitting on the bus behind me singing a tone-def version of Beyonce's FREAKEM' DRESS song, followed by EVERY other song you would never want to be subjected to hearing while stuck in a small space that you can't change....at least on the Metro you can change which section you're sitting on without waiting another 15 minutes for the next one to show up.

This girl couldn't help herself apparently and EVERYONE on the bus was silent and kept looking back at her to see who was singing with that horrible voice. I've never seen SOOOOO many looks of disgust all at the same time due to one horrid source. I turned up my iShuffle as high as it would go and then pushed the earphones deep into my ear drums (I'm probably def due to doing that now, but to avoid hearing her sing was totally worth it). I'd rather hear Lil Wayne cry like a b**** through a song, than hear this chick "sing" while I'm coming into work early in the AM Monday morning.

Are you SERIOUS tone def b****???

PS- why is there a 4 year old in my office today? Is today "bring your child to work" day? Crap, I hope not. I can't get away from shreaking noises apparently. I hope these kids are actually CUTE and silent, I hope they just sit at a desk and draw all damn day instead of bother me. Thank GOD I'm not the one having to babysit them while at work.

PPS- I know my blog is GREAT when the government BLOCKS it from those that work in the goverment from reading it, haha....I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT!!!!

PLEASE BELIEVE IT....POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!

Ladies & Gentlemen,

I mean I should have known considering that we have massive AIR GUITAR contests that travel around the globe. So why wouldn't we have a POLE DANCING contest as well???

POLE DANCING

I mean I def wish that I had skills like this woman does. Time for a new hobby?....hmmmmm

is that a camel toe? Or are you just happy to see me

This is SUPER DUPER blog worthy. I'm actually shocked that this is actually real...but then again this is 2009 and apparently it's taken THIS LONG to come up with a pad? Really guys? You came up with it and it's called a PAD? How bout you just get the right pant size...

Judge for yourself:

CAMEL TOE TO THE RESCUE