I was walking to Subway with my co-worker during lunch...yes my days working at a radio station CAN be extremely boring at times and leaving to go to Subway can sometimes be the highlight of my day. Anyways,...so I'm walking with my co-worker and she and I both had an epiphany about that show Hannah Montana....(because the lady working at Subway always calls me Hannah Montana....why?...because I'm white with brown hair?....no clue, I look nothing like her, seems pretty raciest to me). If you grew up in the 80's and watched most of the cartoons that came out back then, you'll understand this theory that we came up with asit relates to JEM from the 80's.
Basically we both realized that Hannah Montana's show concept and character was already done cartoon style on a program called JEM. Here's my back up reasoning:
JEM lost her father from the very first episode of the show (he passes away), but her father built her a system called Synergy which would allow her to become a singer when she touched her earing and would say, "show time synergy!" But during the day nobody could tell that Jerica and Jem were the same person, it was due to earings and Synergy that she could transform herself into the 80's punk-pop singer.
Hannah Montana does the same thing, her FATHER is involved and knows and helps keep this character stay alive and stay a POP singer. Even though Hannah Montana and Miley Syrus are the same F-ing person, when she changes her HAIR COLOR....she becomes Hannah Montana that EVERYONE is pressed for...........................................
In conclusion, Disney Channel, you suck and still have yet to make up something new. Way to jock JEM's entire storyline and characters from the 80's and use it in 2000.
I heart JEM. F*** Hannah Montana and her little raciest self.....pullin' her fingers to make an "Asian" face and that's not raciest!!!?!?!?? yeah ok, whatever......
PS - I'm with what Jamie Foxx said: Listen Here
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