Friday, July 25, 2008

PORN.....4 gold stars from me


I'm sorry because I normally watch better quality shows than this, but I was watching the Tyra Banks show while I was online applying to my future education / employment. The show was about the porn industry and Tyra took two seperate groups of women; one side was women who were stay at home mothers or adult virgins and then the OTHER side where women who either LOOOOVE watching porn, or feel that its fine as long as they're with their boyfriends watching it etc.


Well as you can guess, the stay at home moms were not MILFs or anything like that, they flat out thought that porn was nasty and hated it; the other group felt totally different about it and liked it. The entire group was subjected to watching and rating different styles of porn together in a room while sipping on tea and they had an old man butler (AWESOME if I may say so myself). How awkward is that though? A room full of women who already are coming from different life choices and they're sitting in a living room sipping tea watching porn on a GIANT TV and rating it. I guess this beats out my senior year college finals party I hosted at my apartment titled: PIZZA, BEER & PORN. haha.....yes this is all true, I did this and I didn't own ANY porn at that time (I had to borrow it from my guy friends who owned endless amounts of it....now.....the tables have turned and the industry has my credit card. WOMP WOMP WOMP WHAAAAAA


Anyways, they did an analysis of the porn industry (which I've done before in my womens study course while in college; there was a section where we covered the porn industry believe it or not). Tyra invited women who direct or write scripts for the porn industry, or produce their own style of porn. Then the coolest job ever was this chick who came in and RATES PORN FOR A LIVING!!! I'm sure that she's completely immune to it with everything that she's watched, but she's one of those people that sit on a panel for the PORN INDSTURY AWARD SHOWS that they host in LA and Vegas (surprised???.....exactly, not at all right?). I'm sure that she gets paid a pretty penny too because the porn industry IS one of the countries highest paying "fields." It may not seem to be "morally" right, but there's a reason that it's making so much money in this completely "pure" style country we live in.



Moral: go watch some porn, it won't hurt you and at least it keeps you from going out and getting an STD or worse, AIDS.

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