Two strange things, one is this Ribcage necklace...who the F is going to wear that!? The other is one of the best pieces of news I've read in awhile, it made my entire week:
"Calvin Morett, 19, of Saratoga Springs NY was arrested at the Saratoga Springs High School graduation on Thursday when he ran onto the stage in a six-foot-tall inflatable penis costume. For a nice added touch he sprayed silly string as cavorted on the stage. When police approached Mr. Morett tried to flee, and this is when the flaw in his plan was revealed. The penis costume includes balls at foot level and Morett had failed to anticipate the difficulty this would cause as he tried to escape. "Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume,'' said Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe, who eventually deflated Morett. "
Moral: Dont' wear bones when you have some already and maybe don't try so hard next time and you will not fall over your own balls
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